{"id":902,"date":"2014-10-18T04:45:34","date_gmt":"2014-10-18T04:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?p=902"},"modified":"2014-10-18T04:47:47","modified_gmt":"2014-10-18T04:47:47","slug":"i-love-craigslist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?p=902","title":{"rendered":"I &#8216;love&#8217; Craigslist."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(from craigslist, I wish I had captured the screenshot&#8230; sorry) <em>Heavy litigation caseload\u00a0comprising civil, family, and criminal cases. The candidate MUST have an\u00a0undergraduate degree from Brigham Young University.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sooo&#8230; You are required to be from a specific fringe religious sect to work here. You don&#8217;t have to be crazy to work here, but&#8230; as it turns out it&#8217;s actually required. My bad.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/potential.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1025\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?attachment_id=1025\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/potential.png?fit=590%2C468&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"590,468\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"potential\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/potential.png?fit=300%2C237&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/potential.png?fit=590%2C468&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1025 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/potential.png?resize=590%2C468&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"potential\" width=\"590\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/potential.png?w=590&amp;ssl=1 590w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/potential.png?resize=300%2C237&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 590px) 85vw, 590px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Potential? Is this Heisenberg&#8217;s Uncertainty Principle as applied to workforce Economics? Maybe they are merely using the term as opposed to kinetic jobs.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1038\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?attachment_id=1038\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Document1.jpg?fit=595%2C484&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"595,484\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Document1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Document1.jpg?fit=300%2C244&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Document1.jpg?fit=595%2C484&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1038 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Document1.jpg?resize=243%2C198&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Document1\" width=\"243\" height=\"198\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Document1.jpg?w=595&amp;ssl=1 595w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Document1.jpg?resize=300%2C244&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 243px) 85vw, 243px\" \/>I imagine a 65 year old Chinese man writing this&#8230; the strange passive aggressive phrasing and request for mandarin speakers make it sound almost like <a href=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/big_trouble_in_little_china_xl_01-film-a.jpg\">Engrish<\/a>.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/required.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1184\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?attachment_id=1184\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/required.jpg?fit=1002%2C80&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1002,80\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"required\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/required.jpg?fit=300%2C23&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/required.jpg?fit=840%2C67&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1184 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/required.jpg?resize=840%2C67&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"required\" width=\"840\" height=\"67\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/required.jpg?w=1002&amp;ssl=1 1002w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/required.jpg?resize=300%2C23&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/required.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a>Work 5 days a week, plus Saturdays. Experience required, but not necessary. (?)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/internship1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1175\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?attachment_id=1175\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/internship1.jpg?fit=819%2C228&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"819,228\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"internship1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/internship1.jpg?fit=300%2C83&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/internship1.jpg?fit=819%2C228&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1175 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/internship1.jpg?resize=819%2C228&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"internship1\" width=\"819\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/internship1.jpg?w=819&amp;ssl=1 819w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/internship1.jpg?resize=300%2C83&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>Sweet! An internship paying nothing for licensed attorneys? Where do I sign up?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/high-bar.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1176\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?attachment_id=1176\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/high-bar.png?fit=613%2C230&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"613,230\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"high bar\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/high-bar.png?fit=300%2C112&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/high-bar.png?fit=613%2C230&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1176 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/high-bar.png?resize=613%2C230&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"high bar\" width=\"613\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/high-bar.png?w=613&amp;ssl=1 613w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/high-bar.png?resize=300%2C112&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>That&#8217;s a pretty high bar you&#8217;ve got to pass for this job&#8230; (yes this was in relation to an attorney position).<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/download-1.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1177\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?attachment_id=1177\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/download-1.png?fit=685%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"685,144\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"download (1)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/download-1.png?fit=300%2C63&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/download-1.png?fit=685%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1177 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/download-1.png?resize=685%2C144&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"download (1)\" width=\"685\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/download-1.png?w=685&amp;ssl=1 685w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/download-1.png?resize=300%2C63&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>Another unpaid internship for licensed attorneys. But wait! You are also listed on par with current college students. Oh happy day!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/download-1.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1181\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?attachment_id=1181\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tc5h8Tu.png?fit=399%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"399,358\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tc5h8Tu\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tc5h8Tu.png?fit=300%2C269&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tc5h8Tu.png?fit=399%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1181 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tc5h8Tu.png?resize=399%2C358&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"tc5h8Tu\" width=\"399\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tc5h8Tu.png?w=399&amp;ssl=1 399w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tc5h8Tu.png?resize=300%2C269&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 399px) 85vw, 399px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(from craigslist, I wish I had captured the screenshot&#8230; sorry) Heavy litigation caseload\u00a0comprising civil, family, and criminal cases. The candidate MUST have an\u00a0undergraduate degree from Brigham Young University. Sooo&#8230; You are required to be from a specific fringe religious sect to work here. You don&#8217;t have to be crazy to work here, but&#8230; as it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/?p=902\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I &#8216;love&#8217; Craigslist.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1194,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lawschoollies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/unnamed.png?fit=300%2C300&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2R6Kb-ey","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=902"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1195,"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions\/1195"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawschoollies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}