I ‘love’ Craigslist.

(from craigslist, I wish I had captured the screenshot… sorry) Heavy litigation caseload comprising civil, family, and criminal cases. The candidate MUST have an undergraduate degree from Brigham Young University.

Sooo… You are required to be from a specific fringe religious sect to work here. You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but… as it turns out it’s actually required. My bad.


potential

Potential? Is this Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle as applied to workforce Economics? Maybe they are merely using the term as opposed to kinetic jobs.


Document1I imagine a 65 year old Chinese man writing this… the strange passive aggressive phrasing and request for mandarin speakers make it sound almost like Engrish.


required
Work 5 days a week, plus Saturdays. Experience required, but not necessary. (?)


 

internship1Sweet! An internship paying nothing for licensed attorneys? Where do I sign up?


 

high barThat’s a pretty high bar you’ve got to pass for this job… (yes this was in relation to an attorney position).


 

download (1)Another unpaid internship for licensed attorneys. But wait! You are also listed on par with current college students. Oh happy day! 


 

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